Tuesday, November 18, 2014

"I Just Can't Clean This Place'' video parody and lyrics..




I Just Can’t Clean This Place 
Parody of All About That Bass
by Alisha Merrick

Because you know
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place, it’s too much trouble
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place, need a double
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place, dirty rebel
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place

Yeah, it’s pretty clear, that I ain’t got a clue
Can’t keep my house so clean, clean
Like I’m supposed to do
‘Cause I got too many kids who want me to chase them
So all the wrong junk’s in all the wrong places

I see them blogger moms with lives so organized aha
How do they do it all?
Ain’t nobody got the time (got the Time)
If your house is dirty, dirty, just raise ‘em up
‘Cause every inch in here is messy
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me the best homes are always clean
She says, “Guests will surprise you when they show up at the scene.”
you know try as I might, I just can’t do it all -
So if you want a clean house then go ahead and move along-

Because you know
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place, it’s too much trouble
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place, need a double
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place, dirty rebel
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place

I got my laundry done!
Go ahead and tell the world, it’s time for fun
No I’m just playing. Still have to put it up
Won’t someone tell me
How is your house so perfect from the bottom to the top?

So mama, I’m sorry, I just can’t keep it clean
I got dishes and laundry and cute kids who want to eat
You know maybe someday I will finally get organized -
But until then step carefully when you turn out the lights- 

Because you know
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place, it’s too much trouble (too much trouble)
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place, need a double 
I just can’t clean this place (ya ya ya)
Clean this place, dirty rebel
I just can’t clean this place
Clean this place

Because you know
I just can’t clean this place (I just can’t clean this place clean this place!)
Clean this place, it’s too much trouble
I wanna wipe your face (I just can’t clean this place clean this place!)
Wipe your face, with some bubbles
I just can’t clean this place (I just can’t clean this place clean this place!)
Clean this place, such a struggle 
I just can’t clean this place (I just can’t clean this place clean this place!)
Clean this place (oooooooo)


Because you know
I just can’t clean this place (I just can’t clean this place clean this place!)
Clean this place, it’s too much trouble
I just can’t clean this place (I just can’t clean this place clean this place!)-
Clean this place, need a double
I just can’t clean this place (I just can’t clean this place clean this place!) I just can’t clean this place 
Clean this place, dirty rebel 
I just can’t clean this place (I just can’t clean this place clean this place!)
Clean this place 

Whooo!